Too Funny

A collection of jokes that are just too funny.

Ratings

	5 Stars	It makes me laugh out loud, every time I read it.
	4 Stars	A snicker here and there.
	3 Stars	A better joke than most with a twist
	2 Stars	A better joke than most
	1 Star	Average joke
	Phew!	What is it doing here?

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Dirty Bird

Dave gets a parrot for his birthday. It has a bad attitude and a worse vocabulary. Every other word is a swear. Dave tries to change the bird's behavior with polite words--but nothing works. Out of desperation, he throws the bird in the freezer. It squawks, kicks, screams, then falls silent. Dave, worried, swings the freezer door open. The parrot calmly steps out. "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I will endeavor at once to correct my behavior."

Dave is astonished at the change in the bird's attitude and is about to ask what caused it when the parrot continues, "May I ask what the chicken did?"

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