The Linux and Unix Menagerie: Funny Unix and Linux Quotes

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"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."

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Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

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"Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer." - Erik Naggum

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"1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d"

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"The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back."

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"Real men don't use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp server and let the rest of the world make copies." - Linus Torvalds

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"There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand trinary, those that don't, and those that confuse it with binary."

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"Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you."

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