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Saved by 24 people (9 private), first by anonymouse user on 2006-03-02


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Don't believe everything you think.

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My feminine side is lesbian.

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thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.

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I've heard about the evils of drinking beer, so I gave up reading.

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National Spellling Bee Runer-Up

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Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.

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Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.

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I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life, either!

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The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.

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don't think, therefore I am not.

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Jesus is coming. Look busy!

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Say "NO" to drugs. That will bring the prices down.

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Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite.

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An Apple a day keeps Windows away.

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

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Double your drive space. Delete Windows.

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I'm Canadian. It's like being American, but without the gun.

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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

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I fought the lawn, and the lawn won.

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Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

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On your mark, get set, go away!

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

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I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.

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To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

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Procrastinate now.

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The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.

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Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

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Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

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If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

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(Spotted on a passing motorcycle): If you can read this, my wife fell off!

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Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.

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I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

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Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well.

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First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

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Old age comes at a bad time.

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If going to church makes you a Christian, does going into a garage make you a car?

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So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute?

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

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Life would be easier if I had the source code.

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As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

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God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

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I am not infantile, you stinky poopyhead.

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I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

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Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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Watch out for the idiot behind me.

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Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle.

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Thank God I'm an atheist.

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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

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In case of rapture, can I have your car? (thanks to Ariana Moseley)

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Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

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Want a little taste of religion? Bite the minister.

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I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life, either!

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To err is human, to moo bovine.

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Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite.

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Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

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What wouldn't Jesus do?

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Sorry I missed church. I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian. (thanks to Tananda)

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I plan to live forever. So far, so good! (thanks to Jake M.)

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Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.

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On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.

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Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

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If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0!

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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

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So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.

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Jesus loves you! Everybody else thinks you're a jerk.

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I found Jesus - he was behind the sofa all the time.

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Well, at least the war on the environment is going well. (thanks to Sarah Lang)

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My feminine side is lesbian. (thanks to Justin Kinser)

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Without geometry, life is pointless. (thanks to Ryan Mazonis)

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Sorry if I look interested, I'm not!

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Never believe generalizations.

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Avoid alliterations always.

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Dyslexics are teople poo.

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If there is no God, who always pops up that next Kleenex?

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Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.

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If you can read this, you're not the president.

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To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

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Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment.

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Follow that car, Godzilla - and step on it !

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If you can't read this, thank the teacher's union.

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Procrastinate now.

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My dog can lick anyone!

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I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.

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The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.

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Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

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You - Off my planet.

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Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

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I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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Is it time for your medication or mine?

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Above all else, sky. (thanks to Evets)

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God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.

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Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.

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I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.

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So you're a feminist. Isn't that cute?

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God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

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If catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults.

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Watch out for the idiot behind me.

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Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.

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There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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Thank God I'm an atheist.

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Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the leather straps.

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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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